Saturday, July 25, 2009

Oz



Siberian Tiger:
Male
7 Years old
840 LBS
105 inches long
4 feet tall at shoulder

Pros:
Fast.
Good jumping ability.
Smarter than bear.
Cons:
Less brute force than bear.
Size disadvantage.
Hide not as thick as bears.

Grizzly Bear:
Male
9 Years old
1200 LBS
4 feet tall at shoulder
9 feet tall on hind legs

Pros:
Powerful blows with front paws.
Size advantage.
Thick, tough to penetrate fur and hide.
Cons:
Not as agile.
Not as fast.
Not as sneaky/smart.

So, Assuming both animals are alpha males. They are both REALLY pissed and hungry/thirsty/Offspring in danger, so they're ready to fight to the death. Plain grass field, so no homeland terrain advantage. Remember to keep the pro's and con's in mind when deciding.
Who would win the fight?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Lee VS. Tyson




Bruce Lee



-Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.
-In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.
-Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.
-Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.
-Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.
-Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick.
-Lee could cause a 200-lb (90.72 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.
-Lee performed a sidekick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150 lb (68 kg) punching bag.


Mike Tyson


-Youngest Heavyweight champion at age of 20.
-Became Heavyweight champion of the world.
-Won all 19 of his first professional fights by KO.
-Won most fights by KO. Often, in the first round, under 1 minute.
-In 1990, Tyson entered with a 37-o record with 33 KO's.
-Punch with a weight of 1300 LBS per square inch.
(Thats like a large horse standing on one hoof on your face)

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Both men are in their prime. They are in a level ground Gymnasium with room to move. They are not stuck inside of a ring. No gloves, pads, or hand wraps. They are both willing to fight to the death (we can pretend that their families are in danger).
Which man would come out alive?



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Olive Juice

Oh honey, You are so very sweet. =]

Monday, July 20, 2009

Death

Everyone always asks what death is like. Were you aware of yourself before you were conceived? No. In my mind, death is just the relapse of your in-existence.

Death is like before you were born
You don't feel shit
'Nuff said

Politics and Bitches

Left wing, Right wing, every one, everything
They know how to party,
Communist, socialist, republicans and liberals
These Pimps, can get all da hoes.
Whether you're JFK, Obama or Bush
Y'all the same. Y'all think you got Game
But y'all just bitches, just bitches


I don't know alot 'bout politics
All I know is my rhymes are Kim Jong ILL
Cause you know baby, I'm a dark horse
Ill be runnin' independantly'
Nuking all da enemies
Changin' ideology
Cause y'all bitches,